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BİR GÜN İZİN – M. İhsan Karaman
 

BİR GÜN İZİN

5 Temmuz 20120

Demek bugün izin istiyorsun. Gel, ne istediğine beraberce bir göz atalım: Bir yılda 365 gün var. Bir yılda 52 hafta olduğuna ve sen her hafta iki gün izinli olduğuna göre, geriye 261 gün kalıyor. Her günün 16 saatini işyeri dışında geçirdiğine göre, ki bu 170 gün ediyor, geriye 91 gün kalıyor. Her gün 30 dakika kahve molası, yıllık 23 güne tekabül ediyor, böylece kaldı 68 gün. Yine her gün bir saat yemek molası ile geçiyor, bu da bir yıl içinde 46 gün eder. Geriye çalışacağın sadece 22 gün kalır. Zaten her yıl iki gün hastalık nedeniyle işe gelmiyorsun, kaldı 20 gün. Yılda 5 gün de resmi tatiller nedeniyle gitti, kaldı sadece 15 gün. Her sene de 14 gün yıllık izin kullandığına göre, geriye sadece bir gün kalıyor. Ve eğer, ben seni o bir günde de izinli gönderirsem,
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