Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores
them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
them say the following: “Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses
come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again, and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed-sex-obsessed swine,” retorted the lady
indignantly. “In this country… We don’t speak aloud in public places
about our sex lives…”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ about a sex? I’m a
justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”